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Alverston ISBI: 1.1

Last time: We introduced Juniper, she got a job, and she met Mael, her adorable, questionably straight man-friend.

You'll quickly notice this becoming a trend. :|

Mael: SUSTENANCE! *Savours cookies*

Mael: *Jams arm into fridge door* *Drinks away his problems*
He is really not off to a good start, is he?



I spy an irritatingly neat sim.

...I'm not even going to ask.

Mael: eyes straight ahead eyes straight ahead eyes straight ahead eyes straight ahead

Mael: ...can I touch your breasts honey?
Juniper: *Hurk*
Mael: I'll take that as a no?

Something tells me that he got to do that anyway...
Juniper: I would like to engage in intercourse, man-friend. :|
Mael: I shall comply. :| *+*

Juniper: Puking is awesome. Ov~
And it also means babbys! Gen 2 is on the way.

Juniper: *Pukes through her chest cavity*
O_O

Poor Juniper isn't taking her pregnancy very well...

Juniper: I don't like this, Sim!God. :(

Mael: I'm hungry. Y'know what, a nap is gonna fix that right away.

Spoiler: It didn't. :|

A marriage ensures no bastard babbys this gen. :D

Mael: *Is blinded by ~*TEH SHINEE*~*

D'awww. :'D

A PROPER MEAL WOULDN'T KILL YOU ONCE IN A WHILE, MAEL. :|

Here, have some, "Juniper makes adorable faces while she's talking" spam. :)



/end spam

Pop!

Why hello, gorgeous townie.

I sent Juniper out to recruit her as a possible spouse for next gen.
Juniper: Resistance is futile.
GT: What? O_O
Juniper: What?

DAMMIT GAME, STOP GIVING ME GORGEOUS LADIES WHO I CAN'T USE.

STOP, BABBY TIME.

They had a girl named Persephone (I'm going with a Greek deity naming theme this gen; I've really been playing too much GoW)

She's got Juniper's hair, Mael's eyes, and a geneticized skintone.

Persephone: What is my life?
Juniper, how could you leave your minutes old newborn on the-

Oh. Carry on then.
Juniper: What baby? I don't see a baby. THERE ARE NO BABIES HERE!

Juniper: *Fractures her tailbone* >:(
It was just about here that I started to feel like a terrible overlord.

Oh, wait. It was right here.
Persephone: HAAAAAAAAAALP *Marinates in her own filth*

Luckily, she was rescued... by a nanny, of all people?! Where is the stupidity? Where is the incompetence?

There it is.
FugNanny: I'm just gonna set you down on this nice patch of grass. *Shoves Persephone through the ground*

Persephone: Your assistance is appreciated, tall one. :|

EXCUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING

THE BITCH TOOK THEIR TABLE! D:
And of course, this was mere seconds before Juniper arrived home with a promotion and more than enough money for the nanny.

Juniper: What's that, Mr. Swiffer? You want to spirit me away from all of this? *Deranged gaze*

Mr. Swiffer: Mon cher, our love is forbidden! We can never be! *Dramatic swoon*

Aww, cute mother-daughter moment. Except for Persephone trying to eat her mother's shoulder 'n' all.
Persephone: FEEEED MEEEEEE! >:O

This shit is getting ridiculous. I have the Romance benefits! I should be getting men walking by!

Persephone: I seem to have soiled my diaper. :|
Mael, uh, I think there's something you need to attend to here.

Poor guy, he is really not suited to being a daddy. Look at his face! D:
Persephone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILYYYYYY

...
A+ Parenting, Mael.

I... I think Persephone's diaper has crossed into the realm of biohazardous. O_O
Juniper: *Gets high off the fumes*

Here's the pretty townie from earlier. Watching them.
PrettyTownie: *Creeeeeeep*

Watch carefully, everyone. Mael is about to do something amazing.

He actually fed her when she needed it! Autonomously!

But of course, it was back to fail in a matter of seconds.

Guess who's birthday it is!
Picture: *Is overexposed*

Enjoy this haunting your dreams, folks.

*Squee* Persephone turned out adorable!

And what does she do minutes after she grows up? She shits herself.

Persephone: I REQUIRE ASSISTAAAAANCE

Mael: I'm so hungry!

Mael: *Jams head through wall*
Juniper: *Leans in for a kiss*
Some signals were misinterpreted here. :|a

Mael: *
What did she ever do to you? She's 4 years old!

PROPER. MEALS.

Persephone is a very whiny toddler. But she's so cute, that I forgive her.

Moar babbys?

Yes indeedy!

Persephone is a very resourceful toddler. She actually crawls into her parents' room while they're sleeping and screams 'til they wake up and do what she wants.

Mael: *Dislocates arm* :|

Awwww.

Mael: Sim!God, I'm hungry!

Mael: Starving, even!

Mael: *Attempts to eat the wall*
The kitchen is right. over. there.

Mael: I'M STILL HUNGRY.

Mael: *Attempts to eat the window*

Remember the woohoo from a few pictures back? Yeah, it worked.

Guess who has a birthday!

She grew up cute again. :D

And... grew up well?
What kind of ISBI is this?!
Aaand that's where I'll leave you.
Next time: Moar babbys, and the house descends into true ISBI chaos.
Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 0
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass-Outs: 0
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0