Alverston ISBI: 1.2

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Whew, it's been ages since I updated the Alverstons. I played this update months ago and just didn't get around to actually posting, so forgive me if it jumps around a lot.
Last time: Persephone was born and grew up into a cute kid, Mael reached new, undiscovered levels of fail, and Juniper got pregnant again.


I did some renovations on the house, apparently. They have a proper kitchen now. :D


And we begin with... someone sleeping? I haven't the foggiest as to why-


Oh. :|
Persephone has become an... interesting child.


Or perhaps just a sneaky one. Good job on scaring your heavily pregnant mother out of a full night's sleep, Sepphie dear.


BOUNDARIES, PEOPLE. Now I see where Persephone gets the creep gene from. o_o


There is surely an ~*ARTISTIC*~ statement here somewhere.


Aand apparently not much happened between the garbage and labour, because the babbys are coming!


Persephone: YOUR LABOUR PAINS ARE NO REASON TO WAKE ME FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP, WOMAN. CEASE THIS WHINING AT ONCE. -_-


Mael: *Misses the birth, BUT IS ACTUALLY EATING ON HIS OWN YAY*


Mael: Hoshit what'd I miss?


The birth of not one...


Not two...


But THREE new babies! DX!
Their names are Rhea, Hermes, and Nyx, in no particular order.


Persephone: OH BOY, SIBLINGS I will smite you all


Hermes: It'd be awesome if someone could get me off the floor now, kthx. :|


Competent parenting? :D


Oh come on, the crib was RIGHT THERE! D:
Hermes: No, it's cool, I didn't want to be in that crib anyway.


Mael: There's another one?! o_o
Rhea/Nyx: Please help meeee D:


R/N: I HAVE SOILED MYSEEEEEEEEEEELF D:


Mael: Why does it smell like death?! D:
R/N: Fuck this shit, I'm-Zzzzzzzzzzzz


...at least he's trying?


Mael: Huh, I think I'm forgetting something...


Mael: Foo-


Mael: -oooooo-
Juniper: Hi honey!


Mael: -ooooood. *Hurk*


Juniper: ...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW


Don't just stand there crying, save him!
Persephone: Where are my poptarts? :|
Juniper: I BEG OF YOU, SPARE MY HUSBAND


Persephone: One of you hid them, didn't you? :|
Juniper: There might be a little something in it for you... ;o
Death: I've heard enough!


Death: Pick a hand.
Juniper: ...so, favours aren't-
Death: JUST PICK A HAND.


Juniper: TAKE THAT, DEATH!
Persephone: POP. TARTS.


Mael: *+8000*
Why you sneaky little bastard!


Mael: I knew you wouldn't let me down! :D


Can I get a d'awwww moment here?


You see that bus through the window? And how Persephone isn't on it? :|
*Uses childhood command to get her out of bed*


The general state of the house at this point: chaos.


Oh hey, it's my selfsim's son. :D


And a pretty elf with questionable fashion sense who Juniper is not home to greet! DX


Birthday time!
Picture: *Is overexposed, again*
I seriously have to move those counters.


Heeere's Nyx! Aside from no upper lip, she's pretty cute. And she has elf ears!


Getting a little too eager there, Hermes?
Hermes: *Hovers*


Awww. He has that horrific toddler combover, but I think he's pretty cute.


Persephone: Zzzzzzzz *Hermes*


Last but not least, Rhea. Aside from her hair hovering a few inches too high (Thanks, Peggy) she's also pretty cute!


Begone, horrific combover.


This is the state of things now with the tods. D:


And where is Juniper while this is going on?
Juniper: When two people who love each other very much get together...


Juniper: *Obscene hand gesture*
Persephone: Mom, that's disgusting! >:(


Charon here? Yeah, he's getting in this legacy. Just so you know.


Rhea: I AM SO BORED.


Rhea: THIS ISN'T FUN AT ALL WHY AREN'T I HAVING FUN
There are toys right behind you, Rhea. :|a


Persephone: What the hell is this?! Come on, Persephone, you can do better.


Persephone: *Destroys the evidence*


Just thought this was a nice picture. :)


Persephone: *Weeps in the bathroom of solitude*


Guess who has a birthday! The triplets. :D


Aww, Nyx. ):


Hermes: *Grows up*
Juniper: THIS IS BORING CAN I SLEEP NOW


They all turned out so cute. :D


I figured this was the only source of food the triplets were going to have, so it was a good investment.


Rhea's taking her turn on the bathroom tiles of great solitude. D:


Persephone: THIS BATHROOM IS BORING


Juniper: I need to pee! :D


Persephone: My poor sister, cut down in her prime. *Hides face*


Awwww, Rhea!


Awwww, Juniper too?
Juniper: They wouldn't leave the bathroom. :(


Persephone: Baaahahahaha you pissed yourself! *Points*


Persephone: Ewwww, you need a shower.


Rhea: I SMEEEEELLL *Juniper*


Persephone: I'M BOOOOOORED
Rhea: I STILL SMEEEELLLLLL


I look away for one minute, and a fight breaks out. D:!


Rhea: MY LIFE SUCKS AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT


Persephone: Take that, bitch. >:D


Juniper: ;_;
Awww, honey, what's wrong?


Juniper: My children hate me. <:(
Persephone: TEARS ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS. *minus minus*


What is it with tears and the bathroom?


Take a good look at Mael, here...


...because he's dying, again! DX!


JUNIPER, GET IN THERE AND SAVE HIM!
Death: Yeah, it's this idiot again.


Byebye, Mael. You will be missed. :(


Juniper: He's not coming back this time, is he? :<

Next time: Teenagers, new loves, and college.

Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 0
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 1
Fights: 1
Deaths: 2
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0